Who's Blog

Oh yh, i have a blogger

2009-09-21T21:01:00.003+01:00

"blogger.com has been over-whelmed with the amount of new bloggers signed up in the pass 9 months"

i haven't blogged ina while, could be blamed on laziness of coz i just dont care!

Any way, i believe NO ONE will read this post!

Buh....Mi nar care

Basically i could write what ever the hell i like,

Who i feel
Who i wonna bait
Who i wonna beat
& Deeper shit about me (if any1 cares, which dey probably wouldn't coz no1 would read this post i fink :S)

should i????.... it will probably be better than half these blogs around!

Ahhh Mi Nar No

Just get "SHEG'D"

2009-04-06T15:18:00.017+01:00

Nah Nah NAH!!!

I haven't been out properly 4 TIME man!...... Mina

I've found more INTRESTS!

Wondering about the cupboard i'm making.....

No? Yes? No? No?

Anyway its coming along great, but da deadline is soonish, *Am i meeting it?*

Your probably looking at it & thinking....."Looks like any cupboard init"
Well, i forgot to add the Time machine and Jacuzzi....Ma bad =/

.....

Please believe me when i say car insurance is NOT a joke, I repeat car insurance is NOT A JOKE.

Hear what i'm saying:AN INSURANCE COMPANY'S DREAM/NIGHTMARE......(get it?)

Getting a quote for 7 grand on a 52 plate hatchback 1.2 LITRE is not funny at all.

You know when someone says something DUMB! & you laugh at there stupidity.......It dont even deserve one of them laughs.

Experimental time!!!

Normal details

.......
(Click the picture to enlarge)

.....Okay

Fake Details

Oh Look!! I've turned into a girl :0 Now lets see what the insurance price is saying!

THAT IS APPROX. 779POUNDS AND 63PENCE SAVING

JUST FOR BEING A GIRL

SHET!

SHOULD

SAY

SHEG!

We just say no more......

Hi.....

2009-04-01T18:31:00.005+01:00

....I wish my eyes had a camera in them, and there was a button on the side of my head(to take da pics) and a usb port on my shin to upload the pics on my computers!!!

Other than tennis, i wish i had a proper intrest. Everything seems DUD these days.

Maybe its just me, but i doubt it.

*****

I refuse to watch Eastenders dis year, SIMPLY BECAUSE, when da hell is Danielle gonna tell Ronnie shes is her bloody daugther - Dragged tooooo far!

Some of these grime artists dont wonna grime anymore. I cant wait for "catch me if you can", Microphone champ" and "Race against time", if these let me down i give up on grime FULL STOP.

I've been ebaying aswell and one stchuped buyer decided he was going to do nonsence.
Its all a par!

TV is fairly DUD too, the best thing on TV at the moment are these guys:

(The inbetweeners)

&& Do i really want to go uni? I'll definately get da grades but..... I dunno!

Busy Work Busy Work Busy Work !!!!!

2009-03-06T20:38:00.012Z

I've been mad busy lately, all my A level subjects are at its peak at the moment!

Product design.... I'm making a full sized cupboard! (I'll keep you posted ;) ...)
Media.... We're filming a music video, editing and everything!!
Drama.... We got a performance in two weeks, so we're doing mad rehearsals!!

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I'll survive!!

OUT & ABOUT PART 1

Taking the bus, taking the tube, taking my feet :S ........I come across a lot of things

Some1s idea of a practical joke (Huhar!) :

Sad times...

I dont get it at all...maybe i should have read it all:

Them mad cowards!

(Look at that blaady distance man!!)

I wanna party HARD...(8)

(Solid vibzin!)

Lets all get involved!!

Coolest

(Guess what this is.....)

And last but not least

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST WHIPPPPPPPEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAD HAPPY!!!!

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[If you know me, you'll know driving has been mad stressful for me. I've had 4 different instructors. One made me stop at 1 shop almost every lesson so he can have "a slash" :S & so he could buy munch. AND on the day of my 1ST test he took the car to the car wash DURING MY 1HOUR AND HALF B4 THE TEST to wash the blaady car! I failed, he got dumped!] :)

...dot dot dot...

2009-02-16T21:17:00.004Z

I've been on ebay all day, and yet again I've come across another Stchuped seller

(Excuse my images, i repeat i dont have photoshop and this is the best i could come up with :) ...)

It says.... : "This phone has had no problems up until when it was dropped on to the pavement" ......... :S huh? There is actually no point of writing that!

& "(I wouldn't have a clue how to fix it haha)" .... :S ... HUH?! There is definately 100, 000% no point of writing that!

Too much honesty
Dumb description

HEDIOT!

No shattap NO! NO!

2009-02-16T16:05:00.006Z

For some strange reason, these days i have plenty free time!!

It gets MAD boring at times.......so i ebay

...You don't need me telling you that you can get anything on ebay, BUT

"You can get anything on ebay!!!!"

Whilst i was ebaying, i came across this :

"Been well worn but still have plenty of were left"

Errmm.....NO! They do not look well worn!!!

(Excuse the quality of my edited pictures, i don't have photoshop. But when i do get it, i'll be better than skeps, rich and all the photoshop guys....................................................................................................................... dskjskdksdjsbjbbdhbdsdusdsdsdndkdhjhjhhj;lgjffjngjrughrugnjfhabfhalr
Okay.... i might be chatting rubbish but you know what, a broken clock is right twice a day :) ...)

Positive Feedback (last 12 months): 93.8% .......... Guys try it, so negatives are left. Then they get angry because i hotted them so they leave negative too.......

Deeper pains & pars!! CONT....

2009-02-16T15:23:00.005Z

*Remember my likkle trip to the dentist??* (http://blogwhatilike.blogspot.com/2009/01/deeper-pains-pars.html)

...My wisdom tooth on the top left side of my mouth was rolling, which meant flapping gum!!

Couple days after the useless dentist refused to remove the gum so i can eat properlings (properly) i ended up SWALLOWING IT! (woke up in da morning & it was gone!).

MINA...... I was able to munch proper

HOWEVER, the wisdom tooth on the top right side of my mouth wanted to join his friend and also roll.....ALRIGHT COOL, im not wasting another trip to the dentist, I'd rather suffer.

The gum started flapping
I start moving it around with my tongue.

two 2's ....................

IT FELL OUT......... i was sad... but also happy it came out!

DENTIST ARE A PAR

Say NAY

Josh and Ayo in Chinatown, NO chong food, NO springrolls!

2009-02-11T20:38:00.005Z

Couple days ago us man went chinatown for a Birthday Celebration! (Happy bday Ab)
I've never been b4, but like its chinatown, food must be weng?

NO!

It was deadout.......

The night was jokes doe. Mad entertainerment

RanDom/LiVe SkanKS

MaD BarS

Oh yh, if your wondering what happened next at the libary, well.........

I DONE MY WORK INIT ;) IT IS A LIBRARY

Library Boredom, Library Boredom, Library Boredom, library library library boredom....

2009-02-01T19:29:00.016Z

.....Replace the words Ruff squad mandem (in their tune RSMD) for Library boredom, and you'll see were i'm going with the title.

Still baffed!?!?

Dnt worry.... read on

Just finished the exam period, and some would say "It was stressfull!!!" I had two exams...so i wouldn't understand what they mean. But two exams meant two A's for every1 i told....

Anyways, i made plentiful trips to the not so local libary, and revisin 1 subject gets a bit boring (goin over the same ting!)

(My working area)

Firstly, I turned into a magician!

Snack Jacks just disappearing! :S ..... :O

.....Then i got a bit artistic!

Get it? Hardest talking,,,,,,,,,, (btw it says: I knew i shouldn't have listened to giggs)

UMMMMMMMMM.

WHAT HAPPEN'D NEXT!?

(Allow my camera phone, its been dropped nuff' times, I think i knocked the magapixels out of it!)

Stay posted to find out! ;)

Hello, Im calling from........

2009-01-27T15:11:00.003Z

On my way out my hse and the phone rings. Usually if Marge and Parge aint in, I DON'T pick up the phone. But for some excited reason i did.

Imagine if it was the Fonejacker!!. LOL!!!

Overly Overly

2009-01-27T15:05:00.006Z

Should be a lot of fun, you'll meet new people and it'll be a good experience

Interested?...... All info is on the flyer

In ting

Devil MUNCH!!!

2009-01-26T17:48:00.003Z

Papa Johns pizza is weng......But i think they've gone just a bit to far with there meal deals!

Madness

On my way... Vol 3

2009-01-17T21:01:00.003Z

....Couple days ago i went Westfield, to exchage sum creps. I wanted a half size down BUT they never had it, i was ANGRY, but the lady who served me was a Guywoman!

Anyways i was strolling thru Sheppards Bush and i came across bare of these!

That is sad.

ARE YOU DUMB VOLUME 5!

2009-01-17T20:33:00.006Z

So yh..... I just came home from the libary on a mellow bop, however near my road feds wer about just stopping a bag of cars! One got towed (Sorry ehn!) No pics, it was dark and my camera phone is not live

Anyways i entered my hse & i hear mad laughter coming from my sisters room. I thought to myself "SHHHHAARUUPPP!!"

Then i thought, why da hell she laughin so much?!?

ARE YOU STCHUPID!?

"God, why now. Why did you give me this kind ting, ehn?"......

LOOOL cos he wanted me 2 laugh 2nite!

If you dnt know bout Mr Ibu.......Youtube it!

Sum film called Jenifa was about 2. Lol Rich told me it's JOKES, mite have 2 get watched!

Deeper pains & pars!!

2009-01-13T23:13:00.009Z

If your like me, you'll hate going dentist, and slyly try n avoid it (or maybe its just me :S)

Anyways, my wisdom teeth are rolling and if you've experienced this, you'll know what i mean about flapping gum!!! & I fully can't eat on one side of my mouth. Mad pars........ So i thought this is a piss take, so i told mumsy, and she helped me book da appointment.

Got there 2day, and i had 2 fill out some long form fingy, plus they asked my age nuff times!! weird right?. (They said i aint been in TIME lol cnt argue with dat)..... Paper work all done now!

"Follow me sir"....so i followed, told them the problem. But these guys found some next problem and stared doing some next dumbness. Just know my gums bled! lol....

Hmm after all that, my FLAPPING GUM AT THE BACK OF MY MOUTH WAS STILL THERE!.... i was over baffed, so i holla'd at the guy, and he tells me

"I cant cut the tissue (my gum) yet because, i dont know if the teeth is going to fully grow"

WHAAATTTTT!! How you mean?? is it just gonna stop growing? its big now! and will obviously grow more.

With all my confusion, i asked what should i do?

He says "Come back in 6 months time and don't eat on that side of your mouth"

6 FUDGING MONTHS... I WAS ANGRY, CAH ITS HURTING & DISTURBING ME NOW!!! but what can i do

Its only when i lefted that i put 2 and 2 together.......In 6 months time i'll be 18, meaning the NHS will no longer pay for my health, meaning i would have 2 pay!! THEY THINK THERE SMART! (Thats why they ask'd my age so many times!)

MY MOUTH WAS MAD SORE.... I was just staring at that blatantly photshoped teeth poster on the wall...one day.....

"WHAAAAAAATTTT!!"

2009-01-12T13:33:00.012Z

..... I have used that word SO many times this year, & theres only been 12 days!!! (wande = originator!) I used it on all these occasions

Time for me to be a bit extra and include sub-titles :)

****

If you don't like the rules....Head out!!

Having a part time retail job is the greatest..... Yh fu*cking right!! Mad stress!! Anyway saturday i started at 9am, i tried to twang my way out of it! (I kno i'm still learning, if i wernt onit, i should have called in sick. Diarrhoea, that always works. LOL, i'm jokin!).

So around 8:57 (we just roll late) i went through the staff entrance, up the stairs and i was greeted with this note:

They are goin HARD! (Obviously i tagged my blog link on the lift. But in some super tiny size. Hopefully i dont get clocked.lol)
People tagged DUMBNESS!!! & in permanent markers!

*****

Ugg can't believe it!!

On my 1 HOUR break (notice how i said 1 hour, thats when u know i done a solid shift). I thought i'd shop. Even though i wonna save!! i went past the Ugg shop. AND THERE WAS A QUEUE TO GET IN! So i thought there must be a celeb in there or sumthing, nope no celeb! just people wanted to buy Uggs.

They fully had a bouncer, velvet rope n all sorts!!! LoL

*******

DUMBASS!!

The pics speaks for its self!

One clown locked their STAFF PASS in there locker!

*******

Shake your milkshake!!

Look out tinsel town you got competition!

Weng!!

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And lastly, I aint got a title but yh....

.....

If you've been outside the past few days, u'll know it has been super blitz!! but 4 some strange reason. there are some STEW-PED people who like to wear skirts with no tight, short sleeve tops, no jackets etc etc. COLD WILL FINISH YOU!

******

Revision, revision, revision..........

To the left, to the left ........

2009-01-08T11:29:00.007Z

Just as i thought channel U was fixing up. This dubness happened

Check the vid

Madness!
Then what do they play after they fix up??........Ghetts ft Griminal - Don't phone me, i swear that video fu*ks up channel U Lol
SWITCH!

... Dot Dot Dot ...

2009-01-08T11:11:00.002Z

All of a sudden people think there in my head..... If feelings were hurt i apologise
Anyway, people think they know why i wrote the previous blog......... NO THEY DON'T

lemme share one of my reasons;
While i was revising in the libary for my media exam. I came across an article about the creator of skins (Bryan Elsley). Him & Harry Enfield went 2 the same uni and became guys 4 time, even after uni. Now these two were on this comedic thing (i can relate) , and started working together and were known as Dusty and Dick. They got invited to go on a show, Now i'll quote WORD FOR WORD the rest...this is what Bryan Elsley said

"I went round to start rehearsing and Harry said, 'I'm doing it alone.' I was devastated. I didn't speak to him for a couple of years and retired hurt to Scotland."

When i read that, i was like "thats raw!"
So thats where the whole concept of not allowing business to zoog friendship came from. I just related it 2 me. Sorry for commiting serial offences.....Again if u were hurt sorry

Thats this issue over 4 me!

"I've been through a lot in my life. Lost a good friend to a........Mag" =S

2009-01-07T19:17:00.008Z

One thing i've learnt in my life is that, friends come and go like birthdays. If you're an emotional person, you'd care, and if your like me you wont give a flying f*ck!

We all got ambitions and aspirations in life, simply because we want to achieve. No one wants to do 8 years in primary school, 5 years in secondary school, 2 - 4 years in college and if you wanna go uni 3 to 7 years just to be a failure! (thats a total of 18 to 24 years of education!)

Now i can respect that, we all want to go somewhere in life.

BUT!

FU*K those who have selfish ambitions, whereby they DON'T care who's feelings they hurt, who they dark, not wanting to bring people and allowing buisness to get in the way of friendship! That ticks me off to the fullest.....

i LOVE media!! & throughout secondary school i've been baffed on what to study. I love to act, but i will never study drama at uni. So from a long thinking process, reading a couple of novels, watching films etc, i've decided to study Film/T.V Production, I also love to write (my reason for blogging). I basically love to be creative, work with new people who love what there doin with a passion and to explore!...... Now you know a bit about me, YOU should acknowledge my love of media....

I have a live group of friends, we ENJOY MEDIA, STUDY MEDIA and most of us ACT. We're just a bunch of creative f**kers lol..... We have similar & different ambitions in life and i know for a fact, if im doin my thing i WILL BRING THEM, FOR SURE!

"Of course it's good to have a team, it's easier to achieve your dreams" - even JME thinks so! lol

One thing people MUST realise, is when you work in a team (friends or not!), people may have other things/plans going on etc etc. So time management is essential! But u can't crucify someone if they don't attend meetings (as long as its not on a regular basic) etc. Group work means each person can bring something different to the table. That is what makes the team!!! & If someone aint pulling their wieght TALK to them.

Kicking someone out a team for little reasons will mess up a relationship, for sure!!
But as i said depending on the person you are, you can choose to care or not. If you're my close friend i'll care if not i couldn't care less!!!

I could write forever, but you know what, fudge it! lol
HYPE done.

3....2....1..... Happy New Year!

2009-01-01T22:17:00.006Z

Another year has come and gone! Another chance for people to say " 09 is my year....time for change" even though they do the same old s**t.....

Anyway, around this time of the year there are SALES, SALES AND MORE SALES!!!
1st stop Romford with richard....The sales were alright, but i never got ne fing

2nd stop the congested West end!... sometimes i enjoy goin west on my ones, cos i like to be in and OUT. Plus i hate SLOW walkers so i walk very fast around them (have u ever noticed, when your in a rush ppl walk so slow?! or is is just me!!)

At west i thought i'd get a couple college stuff and a pair of vans, i knew exactly what i wanted. I should be kwick right?? NOPE, i ended up stayin in west for lyk 3 an a half hours!!

On my energetic pace through Oxford st, i came across another shop closing down. But they decided to do things differently

He said 1 live bar b4 i started to record...... "You should be fighting like soldiers on a battle field for these!" LOL

.....

With all my shoppin done and my working xmas hours finished! Time to destroy revision, meaning i wont be bloggin as much....feel free 2 read my previous posts >>>>>>>>>

ENJOY THIS YEAR, IT WONT COME AGAIN!

Who's creps?

2008-12-28T20:12:00.004Z

Although i NEVER ever read fashion on blogs (pointless), while i was on my break at work i decided to go and find this so called Burger King in westfield... It DOES exist!!

I hardly go burger king so i took time to order! Finally i got my meal and sat down. As i was munching away, I saw one girl wearing pastry creps....They looked chong!!

If you're wondering what pastry's are. These two designed them:

(Angela & Vanessa Simmons)
& i fink they've just been launched in da UK recently

Ladies go cop a pair!!

Fifa 09 DON

2008-12-26T15:53:00.003Z

This will happen to guys if they want to challenge me!!!!

Challenge me!

Christmas day!

2008-12-26T12:42:00.013Z

This years xmas was Funnnyy!
Before i get into much detail... I hardly watched T.v, But i DID watch Eastenders!

Ben tried to GROW WINGS!
& Susie HAD BARS UPON BARS

LOL

.....

Usually on christmas, we eat Jollof rice & turkey (fresh init), but this year my mum decided to stir up a traditional english christmas dinner. The whole shebang!! Carrots, broccoli, stuffing, gravy, roast potatoes, brussel sprout, that sausage fingy with bacon around it and of course turkey!

Obviously it was WENG!

Next on the agenda: christmas crackers.....my little brothers were on it!!

They wanted the yoyo and the pack of card bad!

I fink my mum was expecting visitors so she told them to have 1 each.

Did they get niced what they wanted???!!

NOPE! lol

..............

Xbox got destroyed!!! FIFA 09 AND MORTAL COMBAT VS DC UNIVERSE!!!
Chocolates got munched!!!

I basically sat on the xbox all day, slept then joked with the family.

Then the drama came! my younger brother tried to tell my dad we never let him play the xbox! so i hotted him..... long story short..... he knew he wernt gonna play even if he told. So he left me this message made from old scrabble letters:

Should i allow him???

Work Work!

2008-12-24T23:20:00.003Z

Work has been killing me recently (bare xmas over time!)....I aint had time for any fing!!! Not even revision!!!!!
........

With me i hate the build up to christmas BUT, I enjoy christmas day very much!! This year my family are staying at home. And as i mentioned before my family is BIG... It will be jokes, and i'll have alot to blog about, trust me!

Boxing day i'm not working, So expect new posts!!!!

Till then.....

I just had to share this with you lot!! LOL

Lol Have A.......

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Not another one!

2008-12-24T22:19:00.006Z

Another retail shop to go bust!!!! I swear Wolworths inspired guys lol.

I was just watching the news and apparently, they wont even be selling the christmas number 1 album, which is That that's - The Circus. (Who wants that anyway!)
I've been Zavvi ONCE, and that was to buy 140 grime st (only because HMV was packed!)

I aint got much too say about this....but that is bare sad!!...

On my way... Vol 2

2008-12-22T15:26:00.006Z

On a LATE night after work, i boarded a slyly packed central line with a couple of hard workers (click here if you dont know what i mean about hard workers).

A couple of stops went by, and a man got on and sat beside me. Lol, this man slept str8 away! Then, as i was about to conk out too, i saw something in his hand:

A STRIP MUG?!

I was a bit scared because if i'm not mistaken, that is a dude on the cover!!!

Then i read the description:

"Pour in your hot drink and watch as their clothes vanish"

......Wow! What don't they sell!!!

This experience made my journey faster! And i was bare happy when he got off!!

The thing i see these days!

"Can i get a Big mac meal, sprite NO ICE!!!"

2008-12-21T16:41:00.009Z

If you've been westfield, you'll know that there is NO Kfc or Mc Donalds (rumour has it that there is a burger king about doe). So, i head down to Sheppards Bush (on the other side of westfield) to eat.

One hungry day after work, i took a trip to Mc Donalds. There was no queue surprisingly, i thought " lemme quickly go toilet n wash my hands, b4 i munch!" . I got to the toilet, and to my amazement look what i saw in the urinal!!

Ice.....ICE!!......ICE??
I was as baffed as the next guy! The funny thing is, that it is the same ice they use in the drinks!

What is going on?!?!........

People, remember to say no to ice!

What a Night!!!

2008-12-20T23:01:00.008Z

Yesturday i went Kays Yard, Skeps and Nayta were about too. After kay beat them both in fifa, i thought " Lemme just HOT this guy!!" so i did Hold tite Kay (09 IS MY YEAR FAM!). LOL

After Jamming for a bit. We thought lets head out to that xmas dinner thing. So we made our way to Stratty. Top-up the ye ole Oystercards and jumped on the cente line, then the piccadilly line and got off at Piccadilly circus. We got out the station and thought "wheres this place man!". Hold tite Kay AGAIN, COZ HE FULLY SED HE KNEW WHERE THE PLACE WAS (Chinatown). lol. No-one had credit, so Skeps whipped out his contract phone (He's bill is gonna be cranked. lol) After a couple of calls, we were informed the dinner was cancelled. Us man were baffed and angry. It was a PAR. But then i thought, "we came out to eat chinese, so it would be a bigger par if we never munched!!" Skeps and Nayta wern't onit. So me and Kay thought f*ck it, and rolled Wings.....he bulldozed it!

(Some 0.19553 megapixal cam!!)

We were charged £11.95 for our meals, and we thought they tired to go on some next westend vibe.

But then i noticed this notice on the table:

WTF?! we're only in Mile End!!!

"If you're working the hardest and MONEY don't pop up in your thoughts your retarded!!!!"

2008-12-20T22:07:00.005Z

Working in retail is stressfull!! Especially when ur travelling across london!!! (But tru-say if i never had this job i would be grindin hard!)

I go work twice a week, and i travel from zone 5 to zone 2. If you didnt know, that is serious oystercard money!!

But one thing i have realised is that work does actually make you extremely TY-YAD! So now when i see people conked out on the train i can relate, and i think to myself "this guy must have been working hard". (The guy on my previous post on my way...Vol 1 worked super hard!"

Today, i started work at 7AM. Which meant i had 2 wake up at 4AM and leave my yard at 5AM!! (plus i had a late night, all will be revealed in another blog). So as i made my way to the station. There was no bloody trains working, so i had to take a bus replacement, and that stupid bus took TIME!!! When i did get on the bus i joined the "Conking Crew". I slept on the bus, on the district line, on the central line, and exactly the same on the way back!

What have i learnt from this? Never to make fun out of people sleeping on the train, EVER!

Take a look at these hard workers!

My parents...only fam get to hear

2008-12-19T14:10:00.006Z

Couple weeks ago I read Julie's blog about her african parents episodes, many of us african can relate to the things our african parents say and do, and sometimes they might leave us STUNNED!

But, I wouldn't describe my parents as african (Is to broad)
There errmmmm....... "My parents"

My mum is the funniest person i know!! But the other day she called the house phone, Heres the convo we had.

Josh: Hello

Mum: Hello dear

Josh: Hi mum

Mum: Are you at home?

.................(PAUSE)..................

Lol, she is still the LIVEST MOTHER!!!

"I'm a hero....Like Nakamura!"

2008-12-18T12:26:00.015Z

...Im not really, in fact I don't even watch heroes. Lol

but A LOT of people do (Kano, Ghetts....).

Even though I don't watch it, I've heard of and seen a couple of characters. But one extra-ordinary day, I came across a poster. I stopped... Looked at it.... Looked at the ground... Looked at it AGAIN....Then I thought to myself "this can't be right, or is it?"

Then I came to a solid conclusion that this is NOT THE LEGIT HEROES!!!!

I wish I knew all the real characters names so I could say who these fake people are trying to be!

Here are the real heroes, you all know and love!

Catch them on T.V.... ...BBC 1 or 2 (i think) Let me know if i'm wrong

What are YOU doing monday - friday from 6am to 9am?!?!

2008-12-17T21:21:00.012Z

I've been parred bare times in my life, but when u start to get parred by your parents. Thats when you KNOW!

Ever since i moved into my house, my bedroom has been empty! And one thing it does not have, but the rest of the rooms do have (even the kitchen) is a T.V. My parents refuse to get 1 for my room!! (maybe thats why i do so well in exams lol)
Anyways i've been left with a radio (thank God its digital lol) and the station is forever on KISS 100. I've been listening for a couple of years and it has been jokes. There's been bare breakfast producers and the current ones are Ricky and Melvin........FUNNIEST GUYS

They make me laugh in the morning, member 6am - 9am if your tuned for a week and they dont make you laugh..........................................Listen again. If they still dont make you laugh youtube Eddie Griffin :)

www.totalkiss.com/breakfast

Check them out

"Omelette-Du-Fromage!!!"

2008-12-17T20:59:00.007Z

I'm apart of a BIG family, so we see each other A LOT! It has its advantages coz at times we buss a lot of jokes.
Last Night my brother James ("i got 3 boys and all der names begin with a J, you know them ways"...skeppy!) was doing his french homework and was beggin me and my sister to help him by naming types of food. So my sister shouts out OMELETTE, lol. And immediately DEXTERS LAB came to my head!
Does anyone remeber that episode?... when all dexter could say was omelette-du-fromage...it was Jokess

If not, let me refresh ur memory (This vid was surprisingly easy to find)

Tell me the 90's never had da greatest cartoons!

"I'm calling from Internet service providings"

2008-12-17T20:40:00.005Z

Fonejacker has me in stitches!!! But i aint gonna lie, there are some skits were i just think "this is air!"
Me and Rich have our guy, HE IS MAD JOKES

But this one is Funnyyy!!

On my way... Vol 1

2008-12-17T20:10:00.009Z

(inspired by Ayo and Julie)

Taking the train every morning during rush hour is NOT pleasant; people pushing to get on, arguing, smells, annoying kids etc etc etc!!! Its all mad.

But one morning, i arrived at the station (same time), got on the train without all the hype. What do i hear?!?

ZZZZZZZZ......

Snoring!!

DIS GUY WAS GONEEE!!!!!!!

There was a seat next to him, but unless u wanted a head on your shoulder, your standing!

LOL. Actually there were two african people (i could blantantly tell) who tried to sit down, but this man was NOT WAKING UP FOR NO1!

heres the vid:

I forgot how the lady got to sit down! lol

"Theres no introduction needed....but w8, i'll still give u da intro!"

2008-12-17T18:03:00.001Z

Now i've been living off blogs for a while; from Hyperfrank to Stryderman to Bashy's to Julie's .... (The list is endless!)
Like most of us, I was a fan of Hyperfranks blog UNTIL Friday the 19th of September 2008. The day she stopped.
I've never really been a fan of Grime Forum, so I thought to myself "Where am I gonna get info about grime now??"..... Lucky for me i found a few grime artist blogs (T. Stryder). Then i found bashy's blog and started from around the time hyperfrank abandoned us.

Hes blog was LIVE.......I HAD 2 TELL SOME 1

So I told rich... he said, "you should read Julie's blog, its Live". I said kool, send me da link
So I went on it..... It was live, from then on, doors were opened and i started to EXPLORE!!

Many of my friends started blogging.... Now here i am!

ENJOY
;D

Who's Blog

Oh yh, i have a blogger

Just get "SHEG'D"

Hi.....

Busy *Work* Busy *Work* Busy *Work* !!!!!

...dot dot dot...

No shattap NO! NO!

Deeper pains & pars!! CONT....

Josh and Ayo in Chinatown, NO chong food, NO springrolls!

Library Boredom, Library Boredom, Library Boredom, library library library boredom....

Hello, Im calling from........

Overly Overly

Devil MUNCH!!!

On my way... Vol 3

ARE YOU DUMB VOLUME 5!

Deeper pains & pars!!

"WHAAAAAAATTTT!!"

To the left, to the left ........

... Dot Dot Dot ...

"I've been through a lot in my life. Lost a good friend to a........Mag" =S

3....2....1..... Happy New Year!

Who's creps?

Fifa 09 DON

Christmas day!

Work Work!

Not another one!

On my way... Vol 2

"Can i get a Big mac meal, sprite NO ICE!!!"

What a Night!!!

"If you're working the hardest and MONEY don't pop up in your thoughts your retarded!!!!"

My parents...only fam get to hear

"I'm a hero....Like Nakamura!"

What are YOU doing monday - friday from 6am to 9am?!?!

"Omelette-Du-Fromage!!!"

"I'm calling from Internet service providings"

On my way... Vol 1

"Theres no introduction needed....but w8, i'll still give u da intro!"

Busy Work Busy Work Busy Work !!!!!