Hello, Im calling from........

On my way out my hse and the phone rings. Usually if Marge and Parge aint in, I DON'T pick up the phone. But for some excited reason i did.

Imagine if it was the Fonejacker!!. LOL!!!

Overly Overly

Should be a lot of fun, you'll meet new people and it'll be a good experience

Interested?...... All info is on the flyer

In ting

Devil MUNCH!!!

Papa Johns pizza is weng......But i think they've gone just a bit to far with there meal deals!





Madness

On my way... Vol 3

....Couple days ago i went Westfield, to exchage sum creps. I wanted a half size down BUT they never had it, i was ANGRY, but the lady who served me was a Guywoman!

Anyways i was strolling thru Sheppards Bush and i came across bare of these!

That is sad.

ARE YOU DUMB VOLUME 5!

So yh..... I just came home from the libary on a mellow bop, however near my road feds wer about just stopping a bag of cars! One got towed (Sorry ehn!) No pics, it was dark and my camera phone is not live

Anyways i entered my hse & i hear mad laughter coming from my sisters room. I thought to myself "SHHHHAARUUPPP!!"


Then i thought, why da hell she laughin so much?!?

ARE YOU STCHUPID!?

"God, why now. Why did you give me this kind ting, ehn?"......

LOOOL cos he wanted me 2 laugh 2nite!

If you dnt know bout Mr Ibu.......Youtube it!

Sum film called Jenifa was about 2. Lol Rich told me it's JOKES, mite have 2 get watched!

Deeper pains & pars!!

If your like me, you'll hate going dentist, and slyly try n avoid it (or maybe its just me :S)

Anyways, my wisdom teeth are rolling and if you've experienced this, you'll know what i mean about flapping gum!!! & I fully can't eat on one side of my mouth. Mad pars........ So i thought this is a piss take, so i told mumsy, and she helped me book da appointment.

Got there 2day, and i had 2 fill out some long form fingy, plus they asked my age nuff times!! weird right?. (They said i aint been in TIME lol cnt argue with dat)..... Paper work all done now!

"Follow me sir"....so i followed, told them the problem. But these guys found some next problem and stared doing some next dumbness. Just know my gums bled! lol....

Hmm after all that, my FLAPPING GUM AT THE BACK OF MY MOUTH WAS STILL THERE!.... i was over baffed, so i holla'd at the guy, and he tells me

"I cant cut the tissue (my gum) yet because, i dont know if the teeth is going to fully grow"

WHAAATTTTT!! How you mean?? is it just gonna stop growing? its big now! and will obviously grow more.

With all my confusion, i asked what should i do?

He says "Come back in 6 months time and don't eat on that side of your mouth"

6 FUDGING MONTHS... I WAS ANGRY, CAH ITS HURTING & DISTURBING ME NOW!!! but what can i do

Its only when i lefted that i put 2 and 2 together.......In 6 months time i'll be 18, meaning the NHS will no longer pay for my health, meaning i would have 2 pay!! THEY THINK THERE SMART! (Thats why they ask'd my age so many times!)

MY MOUTH WAS MAD SORE.... I was just staring at that blatantly photshoped teeth poster on the wall...one day.....

"WHAAAAAAATTTT!!"

..... I have used that word SO many times this year, & theres only been 12 days!!! (wande = originator!) I used it on all these occasions

Time for me to be a bit extra and include sub-titles :)

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If you don't like the rules....Head out!!

Having a part time retail job is the greatest..... Yh fu*cking right!! Mad stress!! Anyway saturday i started at 9am, i tried to twang my way out of it! (I kno i'm still learning, if i wernt onit, i should have called in sick. Diarrhoea, that always works. LOL, i'm jokin!).

So around 8:57 (we just roll late) i went through the staff entrance, up the stairs and i was greeted with this note:

They are goin HARD! (Obviously i tagged my blog link on the lift. But in some super tiny size. Hopefully i dont get clocked.lol)
People tagged DUMBNESS!!! & in permanent markers!

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Ugg can't believe it!!

On my 1 HOUR break (notice how i said 1 hour, thats when u know i done a solid shift). I thought i'd shop. Even though i wonna save!! i went past the Ugg shop. AND THERE WAS A QUEUE TO GET IN! So i thought there must be a celeb in there or sumthing, nope no celeb! just people wanted to buy Uggs.

They fully had a bouncer, velvet rope n all sorts!!! LoL

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DUMBASS!!

The pics speaks for its self!

One clown locked their STAFF PASS in there locker!

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Shake your milkshake!!

Look out tinsel town you got competition!

Weng!!

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And lastly, I aint got a title but yh....

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If you've been outside the past few days, u'll know it has been super blitz!! but 4 some strange reason. there are some STEW-PED people who like to wear skirts with no tight, short sleeve tops, no jackets etc etc. COLD WILL FINISH YOU!

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Revision, revision, revision..........